When I left off with our brewing adventure, Colin and I had a pail full of fermenting wort. We had made a few mistakes on Brew Day, but we were holding out hope that we were going to get beer in the end.
It's been about four weeks since then. Two weeks ago, we took the next big step in the process: bottling. Bottling Day was, in some ways, very exciting. I mean, first, you get to open up the fermenter and see your beer. Does it look like beer?! Does it smell like beer?! (In our case, yes!) It's the first great moment of truth. Second, you get to put the beer into bottles with caps and everything. It looks totally official at the end of the day.
But in other ways, Bottling Day is really anticlimatic. Colin and I started by washing and removing labels from 60 empty bottles, just to make sure we had enough. This was not particularly exciting. We basically washed dishes by hand for several hours over the course of Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning. Here's what we learned:
After we finally had 60 empty, clean, and de-labeled bottles, it was time to fill them up again. We siphoned the beer from the fermenter to the bottling bucket, leaving behind four or so inches of disgusting "trub" (sediment). That stuff was so gross--it's hard to believe it's associated with beer, which is so pretty and delicious. Then, once the bottling bucket was full, we organized the assembly line. Colin would take a clean bottle, swish it through sanitizer, and hand it to me; I would insert the bottling wand, which was attached to the spigot on the bottling bucket, fill the bottle all the way to the top, then remove the bottling wand, leaving the perfect amount of head space. I would then set the bottle down on floor next to Colin, who would hand me another empty bottle before snapping a cap on the full one.
Rinse, fill, cap, repeat. Times 53!
Then move all those bottles back to their spot by Colin's heat vent, where they would spend the next month carbonating.
But here's the cool thing. Beer doesn't actually require an entire month to carbonate. Sometimes it finishes as quickly as two weeks, so the guys that taught my homebrew class recommended tasting your beer after two, three, and four weeks in the bottle to see how it's progressing. Two weeks after Bottling Day was Valentine's Day weekend, so Colin brought a couple bottles when he came to Boston.
That was the second great moment of truth. Okay, so it looked and smelled like beer when we put it into bottles, but does it taste like beer?!
Again, the answer was a resounding YES. True, it was still pretty flat (I'm crossing my fingers that the next two weeks are filled with lots of carbonation), but it tasted like beer. It even tasted like beer that I would pay money to drink.
We didn't ruin the beer, guys. Cheers to that!
It's been about four weeks since then. Two weeks ago, we took the next big step in the process: bottling. Bottling Day was, in some ways, very exciting. I mean, first, you get to open up the fermenter and see your beer. Does it look like beer?! Does it smell like beer?! (In our case, yes!) It's the first great moment of truth. Second, you get to put the beer into bottles with caps and everything. It looks totally official at the end of the day.
But in other ways, Bottling Day is really anticlimatic. Colin and I started by washing and removing labels from 60 empty bottles, just to make sure we had enough. This was not particularly exciting. We basically washed dishes by hand for several hours over the course of Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning. Here's what we learned:
- Baking soda and warm water remove labels really quickly.
- The bottle brush that comes in the brewing kit is the worst ever. We got a serious arm workout trying to jam it inside the bottles before it finally bent and we threw it out.
- If you don't have a bottle brush, or even if you do, I recommend partly filling the bottle with soapy water, holding your hand over the top, and shaking vigorously in time to whatever music is playing.
- If your partner gets sick of Taylor Swift ("shake it off, shake it off!"), old episodes of "This Old House" are also good entertainment.
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| Washed, de-labeled, and ready to be filled. There should be more somewhere... |
After we finally had 60 empty, clean, and de-labeled bottles, it was time to fill them up again. We siphoned the beer from the fermenter to the bottling bucket, leaving behind four or so inches of disgusting "trub" (sediment). That stuff was so gross--it's hard to believe it's associated with beer, which is so pretty and delicious. Then, once the bottling bucket was full, we organized the assembly line. Colin would take a clean bottle, swish it through sanitizer, and hand it to me; I would insert the bottling wand, which was attached to the spigot on the bottling bucket, fill the bottle all the way to the top, then remove the bottling wand, leaving the perfect amount of head space. I would then set the bottle down on floor next to Colin, who would hand me another empty bottle before snapping a cap on the full one.
Rinse, fill, cap, repeat. Times 53!
Then move all those bottles back to their spot by Colin's heat vent, where they would spend the next month carbonating.
But here's the cool thing. Beer doesn't actually require an entire month to carbonate. Sometimes it finishes as quickly as two weeks, so the guys that taught my homebrew class recommended tasting your beer after two, three, and four weeks in the bottle to see how it's progressing. Two weeks after Bottling Day was Valentine's Day weekend, so Colin brought a couple bottles when he came to Boston.
That was the second great moment of truth. Okay, so it looked and smelled like beer when we put it into bottles, but does it taste like beer?!
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| Two American Ambers coming right up. |
Again, the answer was a resounding YES. True, it was still pretty flat (I'm crossing my fingers that the next two weeks are filled with lots of carbonation), but it tasted like beer. It even tasted like beer that I would pay money to drink.
We didn't ruin the beer, guys. Cheers to that!
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| Still mostly uncarbonated but totally tastes like beer! |





